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The best and funniest character-building tales for kids of all ages

THE FLATULENT
PUMPKIN

Stuck in the middle of almost nowhere is the little town of Darlinia – a place where NOTHING happens, until today.

 

Ten year-old J.J. and the townspeople witness the strange and unpredictable farting of a gigantic, magical pumpkin.

 

Curiosity turns to excitement when the pumpkin POPS! and J.J. disappears! The mayor, determined to get to the bottom of this phenomenon, looks to the sheriff, who shrieks in fright every time the pumpkin sounds off.

 

Who will help JJ?

 

And what will the pumpkin do next? Learn and laugh as this innocent vegetable transforms life in Darlinia - one fart at a time.”

For the Magical Flatulent Pumpkin. A humorous children’s book series with life lessons and lessons in character development.
For the Magical Flatulent Pumpkin. A humorous children’s book series with life lessons and lessons in character development.
For the Magical Flatulent Pumpkin. A humorous children’s book series with life lessons and lessons in character development.

THE CASE OF THE PLUCKED CHICKEN

Bestselling Children's Book features fantastic illustrations by artist Gary Wein. This book teaches Courage and Responsibility while being the funniest chicken story you'll ever read.

 

Once upon a time plucked chickens with an attitude began appearing in every kitchen. Where do these rogue chickens come from and how did they get that peculiar attitude? If the Sheriff doesn’t crack the case no one will ever know.

 

A hilarious lesson on courage and responsibility about a sheriff who must man-up before everyone catches chick-a-lunacy or rooster-run-a-phobia.You’ll never stop laughing!

 

Check out the Magical Flatulent Pumpkin's Gone with the Wind. It's one of the most beautiful lessons about life ever.

THE FART WHO CAME TO DINNER

The Fart WHO Came to Dinner

 

The ideal book to help young boys understand manners!

 

The most gracious, fun and hardworking person in the world turns out to be a ten-year old boy with a teensy problem. He’s so much fun all the children want to play with him. He’s so polite and respectful all the adults want him as their child. Why can’t he hear one very special thing? And why doesn’t he care? Find out how he wins everyone over and makes them smile without trying.

For the Magical Flatulent Pumpkin. A humorous children’s book series with life lessons and lessons in character development.
For the Magical Flatulent Pumpkin. A humorous children’s book series with life lessons and lessons in character development.
For the Magical Flatulent Pumpkin. A humorous children’s book series with life lessons and lessons in character development.

GONE WITH THE
WIND

Something has gone horribly wrong in the magical little town of Darlinia. The teacher didn’t come back from lunch break. The kids investigate and discover that all of the adults in town are gone!

Did it have something to do with the strange noises?

 

The kids don’t think it has anything to do with the huge secrets they’ve been keeping, but could it? See how the children mature when every adult vanishes. You’ll laugh and smile when you see how the determination of a young girl  helps the entire town learn the most important thing about life.

THE CURSE OF THE DOWNWIND

Coming in September 2023

For the Magical Flatulent Pumpkin. A humorous children’s book series with life lessons and lessons in character development.
For the Magical Flatulent Pumpkin. A humorous children’s book series with life lessons and lessons in character development.

THE POCKET GUIDE TO CUTTING THE CHEESE

Coming in September 2024

THE FART AND THE SMILE

Coming in 2025

For the Magical Flatulent Pumpkin. A humorous children’s book series with life lessons and lessons in character development.
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